About Pedro Navaja

I am a young, acerbic Latino male with bona fide proof of my American citizenship and an opinion on most everything.  I like cigars, fancy lighters and women with eastern European or Russian accents.  I prefer rum over beer, wine over rum, and scotch over wine.  I think a middle finger in the middle of a quiet room is graceful.  I go to church and I believe in god, but I usually have a real hard time dropping more than a few singles in the offering pan.  I have a much easier time giving strippers $5s when on stage and $20s when in the back.

I moved to Ventura, California about four years ago to avoid paying childcare in some other state that shall remain unknown to everyone except me.  I recycle aluminum cans for a living.  In my spare time, I make cultural pronouncements via this blog.  If you want to know more about what I do in my spare time, visit my other blog about restrained ribaldry.